toilet-taddle

a man talking about his homo-sexual experiences
im tired of listening to that billy gee's toilet-taddle
by Gambino6 January 10, 2023
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toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
by SpunkSkunk November 01, 2017
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Toilet Brush Of History

Toilet Brush Of History, sums up Donald Trump's problem solving abilities; pushing down and hiding problems caused by own "strong and stable leadership" and "good decision making skills".

A reminder of the day (1/20 /2021), World news remembers sum-total of Donald Trump's Presidential contributions - on the wrong side of history, as only President to be impeached twice, and most celebrated when he finally leaves The White House, for the very last time.
Today we celebrate Donald Trump for who he actually is; a Toilet Brush Of History - always claiming to "fix problems", he just buried deeper, as a true stain maker, in the history books.
by Bane Defiance January 20, 2021
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Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.
“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
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Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.
“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
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shotgun the toilet

When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.
-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.

-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
by Gimgers_Snap_69 August 08, 2019
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sawdust toilet

A form of composting toilet using sawdust to cover each deposit.
The house had a low environmental impact, including solar power and a sawdust toilet that used no water and provided compost for the fruit trees.
by islandchild137 June 24, 2017
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