wick tits

the bitch tits of a metrosexual latvian exchange student

dude, check out the wick tits on that fez.

by b.a.m.f. September 10, 2008

tit strafe

A woman's intentional brushing of her tit(s) against the arm or back of a flirting target.

Scarlett Johansson gave George Clooney a tit strafe on her way to the bathroom.

by A non e mouse December 14, 2013

Shelf tits

Tits that you could substitute for a shelf! They are full and firm. No sagging on those bitches!

Bro 1: Fuck man, look at those shelf tits!!
Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.

Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!

by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021

tit clump

When you use force to sieze a womans breasts in one hand forming a large mound.

I got some serious tit clump last night jimbo

by Handy BoBandy January 13, 2009

Tit model

A model that has only made it due to the fact that she has big tits.

Man that is one hot "Tit model". You know why she is in that Add Campaign she is a "Tit model".

by jaslan September 14, 2011

shiny tits

another term for 'fake tits', 'fake titties', 'pornstar boobs', 'synthetic milk duds', 'money mammories', 'doctor's special', 'plastic bags', 'green tits', 'pamelas', and many more referring to titties made by a plastic surgeon.

"Damn bro your mom has some shiny ass tits."
"that bitch got some #shinytits"
"Did you see the shiny tits on that one?"

by mommy'sLittleBoy November 14, 2013

Tits train

A train consisting of requests for TBE's tits.

I finally joined the tits train, and TBE fulfilled my request!

by mynamewasusedbysomeoneelse January 29, 2009