oh my ticker

Used to express amazement or surprise.

Oh my ticker! That's awesome.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.

Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.

by goochy goochy April 15, 2023

Fiddler’s Tickle

Which someone’s head in your lap you slowly gain an erection that works it’s way into their ear

As he tried to rest his weary eyes in his friend’s lap he was jolted awake by a fiddler’s tickle.

by Alogen Jonaziger July 24, 2023

happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.

“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”

by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023

Ol’ Obama Tickle

The “Ol’ Obama Tickle” is a sexual act where someone tickles the rectum of their partner with a feather and covers their face with shit to show a Obama look. If the person is already black they do this anyways.

“I can’t wait I’m gonna try the Ol’ Obama Tickle on my girlfriend, I think she’ll like it!”

by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023

pickle my ticklediggle

When your friend or family member dies, say this out loud with a smile.

Them: My... MY DOG JUST DIED!!!!

You: pickle my ticklediggle!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

by Chungo1612237 February 2, 2024

tongue and toe tickle

Where she’s giving you a blowjob , and you’re trying to tickle her clit with your toes

She threw me on the bed, and starting sucking my cock. I then moved on to a tongue and toe tickle.

by James Gresham November 15, 2023