Thomas da twain

A weird train that is retarded in every way possible.

Thomas da twain is F***ing weird.

by Walla Walla Bang Bang January 8, 2020

Thomas

people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.

he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small

God: so how did you die?
Guy: i got killed by thomas

by Xeries July 22, 2024

mr thomas

Went to school with dinosaurs
Should be in a coffin by now
and most importantly:

listening to music is a sixth form privelidge only

my cover teacher mr thomas is immortal

by shiya4life November 23, 2022

Thomas Heffner

A fine ass person

Thomas Heffner-fine,athletic,funny, and intelligent.

by her💗 November 22, 2021

Thomas

Thomas is pretty much the perfect guy. Effortlessly smart, funny, attractive, athletic, kind, very tall…. the list goes on and on. He might seem cold, but his personality is anything but that. He can make anyone smile with his jokes or endearing awkwardness. You are very lucky if you’re friends with Thomas; arguably even luckier if you’re dating him. He’s just an amazing person to be around and be with.

“Who is that extremely attractive guy over there?”
“I don’t know, but his name must be Thomas”

by Jikster<3 May 26, 2022

Thomas-Pham

Is smart and cool, can do amazing things to the extent of being superhuman. If asian he will be a prodigy and is kind. Usually can defeat someone easily in hand to hand combat.

Does NOT buy a mug for his sister-in-law larisa

Thomas-Pham Is just outstanding

by VincentSisterinlawLarisa October 19, 2020

Thomas Guin

Thomas Guin is a person with a humongous penis, and always drink himself to sleep. He is the episenter of every party, and might wank your cock even though he is heterosexual. Thomas Guin has a sky high bodycount, every girl is horny for him.

There is Thomas Guin, the sexbomb.

by Sexbombervyk69 November 23, 2021