January 28th

January 28th: National Hug someone you love from behind day!

Girl: Hug me from behind because it's January 28th

by Bro everything taken January 27, 2022

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No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)

I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July

by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022

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january 11

your mom eats ass

“ hey david you’re mom ate my ass today , it’s january 11th”

by ueheiwhaja January 11, 2022

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January 5

Give your friends with benefits a kiss day and also have sex with them

Hey carlos wanna kiss me? or have sex with me instead its January 5th!

by courtneylol192 January 4, 2022

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Sky high January

What everyone doing Dry January has secretly started by the middle of the month.

They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.

Ah yes, Leonard and Celine back at their old charade - pushing the wine glasses away as if we didn’t know they’re in full-blown Sky High January mode and smoked three blunts before they came to dinner.

by daltonjfk January 17, 2020

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