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Ethan

Ethans are very dark and twisted individuals. Ethans usually range between 5 foot 5 and 4 ft tall and his temper is as short as him. You can often find them in their natural habitat of roblox playing an fps or meep city. Alternitivly you can find them playing call of duty and screaming at young children. When challenged the average Ethan will begin to mock you and attempt to demasculate you. Then if it persists he will grow louder and angrier when mocked it becomes worse. When stuck in this situation you must offer him his favorite food, ice cream, and ignore everything else he says.
"Wow that Ethan is very dark and twisted."
by ovendweller42 January 4, 2024
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Ethan

Ethan is the worlds best Minecraft player and he also is very uplifting in spirit and tech boy also a little nerdy side. But he also has some down he is very pale and uncoordinated
by Ethans is amazing May 9, 2020
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Ethan

Ethan is a very complicated person. He has multiple interests, musically inclined, and has a good home life. He has a lot of things going for him, but still feels empty. He feels sad and doesn't know why. He will do anything for anyone who will do the same. He's most likely a drummer or guitar player and probably plays one of those in a band. He smokes a shit ton of weed and often smokes with his best friend's, Darryl and James. He is a good, quiet kid and loves Jimi Hendrix. Ethan is a god
Some dude: Bro, that Ethan guy can fucking shred dude
Ethan's best friend: I know man, he's a god
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Ethan Kennedy

A guy who loves mosquitos and frequently watches mosquito porn.
Yo tyler you're such an Ethan Kennedy
by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022
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Ethan

A mother frickin sexy boy. No. Man. He has washboard abs and flowing hair. Love him with great compassion because if you don’t, you’ll end up with his friends, that’s a no-go!
Girl: omg why are you walking funny

Other girl: Ethan fucking destroyed my pussy last night!
by Ethans lover May 19, 2020
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A very kind friend but really weird his dick is very long and is a practical joker. He fails most of his tests.
Hey Ethan your gay Ethan: fuck me
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