Doing a Texas

slam your car onto the pit entry attenuator at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway just like the way Texas did

Chris is doing a texas

by Ivoryctionary August 11, 2021

Texas Tony

Texas Tony arrives by the sky. Hangs at the Honky Tonk and eats glizzys. He’s got an iron liver. Will awake everyone by 8am. At brunch downtown you’ll find him by a lama. Loves a goodnight sleep on the roof.

Texas Tony are you well?
Texas Tony- I can’t see but I’m alright

by Tonylives May 21, 2022

Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.

"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."

by Ffej16 November 21, 2015

Texas Roady

When you receive roadhead driving to a Texas Roadhouse in Texas from a girl from Texas.

Robert: Yo Jacob how was Texas Roadhouse?
Jacob: It was great. Shannon gave me that Texas Roady!
Robert: Hell yeah!

by TheMenace69 January 29, 2022

Texas firefly

The process of lighting your pens on fire and fucking your cousin

Man 1:yea dude that camp last week was full of Texas fireflys

by Chadf11 June 24, 2018

Texas Sharpshooter

While jerking off in front of your significant other you shoot a load deep into their eye from 3 feet or further

Babe, that’s the world record for the longest Texas Sharpshooter

by ShitBalls8===D January 30, 2025

Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.

you gonna give me that texas special, rodney?

by lolmypseudonymlol February 07, 2020