Texas Toenail

When you remove a toenail to use it as a weapon, most commonly as a shuriken.

“Give that bitch the Texas Toenail, Jimbo!”

by TexasToenail January 16, 2019

campbell, texas

Campbell, Texas you know your home in East Texas when you smell the meth and cows. Shit hole town with a shitty school that has been on the news for the superintendent stealing money among many other things. What never makes it to the news though is how teachers get caught sleeping with students and getting nudes from students. Blink and you'll miss it as you pass through. Seriously blink just don't look it's not even worth it!

Campbell, Texas a shit hole town 53 miles east of Dallas, Texas where psychopaths are allowed to roam and kill pets to display.

by NotEvenGonnaLie June 12, 2018

Texas Turbo Twister

Twisting one’s nutsuck till separation from the shaft occurs

Ole Jimmy been limping around since his girl gave him a Texas Turbo Twister

by SouthernPlayboi June 13, 2018

the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak

" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".

by pocket pussy frank June 18, 2018

Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

by Dick longington June 20, 2018

texas tan

An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.

I went and mowed the lawn today, got a pretty nice Texas Tan

by Proud Texan June 22, 2018

Texas firefly

The process of lighting your pens on fire and fucking your cousin

Man 1:yea dude that camp last week was full of Texas fireflys

by Chadf11 June 24, 2018