A hyperbolically attractive female figure; literally, a female with such short stature, large breasts, and flexibility that she can touch her toes with her nipples by bending over. Usually used as an unobtainable comparison.
by Jay W. Allen July 18, 2017
Get the tits to toes mug.Titties that have been replaced with skittles. Usually happens to people named Madisyn Rose Hudson. Those people are usually disgusting and hated by all.
Madisyn: Guyyyys the skittle tit moster turned my tits into skittles.
johnathan grey: lemme lick them skittle tits
johnathan grey: lemme lick them skittle tits
by skittletitfanclub69 February 25, 2019
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Get the Tit Career mug.“That’s So Tits” is an expression used to describe something that is awesome, kick ass, cool, or breathtaking. Originated by Torstein Horgmo in the shred flick “Horgasm” (4:32, 17:12), then made famous by Cartman in South Park's Tooth Fairy's Tats episode. It was then adopted as a code to live by from an impressionable crew of teenage Pacific Northwest up and comers.
"Man that pow run was so tits, lets do ti again before it gets tracked.”
“I can’t believe these bindings are pink camo, they’re sooooo tits!”
“I can’t believe these bindings are pink camo, they’re sooooo tits!”
by nosedradamous October 3, 2018
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Get the Crunchy Tit mug.Bro 1: Fuck man, look at those shelf tits!!
Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.
Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!
Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.
Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!
by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021
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