Tit Sign

When a guy (or a girl) signs a woman's chest, putting whatever they want on there. Popular on Facebook.

Dude, I asked Lindsey for a tit sign and she said yes!

I love it when guys ask to tit sign me! ^o~

by Seymour Guado August 27, 2013

Just-tits

1. A girl whose only reedeming quality is her big chest,

2. A girl who guys only see with boob goggles

Yo Brad did u see that girl. Yea man she's a just tits girl.

Yo Sam Fiona is definitely a just-tits girl. Yea im gonna need my boob goggles to help me

by Ramone Corleion February 2, 2012

tit wrangler

A person who grabs tits and fucks them ferociously

I think Jessica's boy friend is a tit wrangler, she always is pained in dem titties.

by superroflcake July 17, 2011

Tit model

A model that has only made it due to the fact that she has big tits.

Man that is one hot "Tit model". You know why she is in that Add Campaign she is a "Tit model".

by jaslan September 14, 2011

Shelf tits

Tits that you could substitute for a shelf! They are full and firm. No sagging on those bitches!

Bro 1: Fuck man, look at those shelf tits!!
Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.

Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!

by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021

tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021

tit flap

Derogatory term for someone you dislike.

That guy is a complete tit flap

by Spudz September 3, 2005