towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.
The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.
by glizzyholm September 23, 2022
Get the towel barmug. When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.
I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!
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Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!
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by Helladays January 28, 2016
Get the bar buffermug. A boy that you strictly talk to only on the weekends, who buys you drinks, and stays on your side at all times.
by Malpalisawesome11 March 16, 2021
Get the bar boyfriendmug. by Xxander420 January 28, 2017
Get the bar thirtymug. Bar is a nickname that can only be used by ud. Bar is a nickname meant for people named Karley. Bar comes from the word KarleyBarley.
by UdBar4life December 13, 2021
Get the Barmug. This word is used to describe a man whom stole your wife and does not deserve a real name at his so shameful.
After the founding bars smiling at people's wives he is lonely and has gone through 700 divorceres and your wife was next this is how you address a guy also when he looks gay but then your wife dumps you for him and says she's been seeing him for seven years.
Use this Word also when a man have two wives after the sisters without them knowing the other wife is married to him.
After the founding bars smiling at people's wives he is lonely and has gone through 700 divorceres and your wife was next this is how you address a guy also when he looks gay but then your wife dumps you for him and says she's been seeing him for seven years.
Use this Word also when a man have two wives after the sisters without them knowing the other wife is married to him.
David was now being divorced because his wife dumped him to marry the twink from the bar who is a man who steves her wife in a bar and then you get dumped
by Dr. Grape August 2, 2025
Get the Twink from the barmug. Bar is incredibly sexy, every girl wants him and every man wants to be him.
His presence makes every straight man to munch on his feces and drink his yellow piss.
My goal in life is to one day have him acknowledge my being.
Some legends claim, that his penis is so large, that it has it's own magnetic pull, his penis requires so much blood to operate, that he needs to drink fresh human blood everyday just to get an erection!
His gigantic nuts are so large, that one ejaculation can fill a whole Olympic swimming pool.
His presence makes every straight man to munch on his feces and drink his yellow piss.
My goal in life is to one day have him acknowledge my being.
Some legends claim, that his penis is so large, that it has it's own magnetic pull, his penis requires so much blood to operate, that he needs to drink fresh human blood everyday just to get an erection!
His gigantic nuts are so large, that one ejaculation can fill a whole Olympic swimming pool.
"The giant Horse Cock weighs over 11 pounds"
Eyal: Bruh that's nothing! Bar's cock makes the Horse Cock look like a fucking atom
Bar: yes very large penis i have yaaaaaassss
Eyal: Bruh that's nothing! Bar's cock makes the Horse Cock look like a fucking atom
Bar: yes very large penis i have yaaaaaassss
by EYAL5555 November 22, 2021
Get the Barmug.