China Syndrome

Also known as Mao's Revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.

Be sure to bring a roll of Charmin with you, the local one-ply doesn't hold up to China Syndrome

by Unsuspecting Foreigner July 27, 2009

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Komer Syndrome

When an individual enjoys masturbation in public places. Most often truck stop restrooms and random senior living facilities.

I've got a bad case of Komer Syndrome. I'd better not go with you to visit your grandmother in the nursing home today.

by Joanie Loves Your Mom May 7, 2013

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Doonesbury Syndrome

When all characters in a comic make or have the same face or expressions used tirelessly and almost in a copy past manner. For example, the very well known (or not) Sunday morning comic strip "Doonesbury" by Gary Trudeau, or the much lesser known (yet still extremely popularized by idiots) "So You're A Cartoonist" by Tom Preston; or the much much lesser known but mostly hated Ctl+Alt+Delete by Buckly.

Don I enjoy your comic very much, but your characters seem to have extreme Doonesbury Syndrome.

by tommy preston January 6, 2012

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kik syndrome

When you use the messaging app Kik too much you start to hear the text-back noise even though no one texted you.

Guy: *hears kik text-back noise in mind*
Guy: huh, no one texted me back
Guy #2: Dude, you're suffering from kik syndrome

by notyouraveragesausage December 18, 2014

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Mccaughey Syndrome

McCaughey Syndrome: (n) A passive-aggressive pattern of behavior where one so affected completes tasks in a purposefully incompetent way to avoid incurring further responsibilities.

Etymology: A US Marine named McCaughey, who served during the Vietnam War, became famous for his intentionally inept behavior. His Paris Island drill instructor first coined the term McCaughey Syndrome, which stuck and is still used by the Marine Corps in the present day.

"How on earth did you fuck up digging a hole? Do you have McCaughey Syndrome, Marine?"

by frest0n March 28, 2015

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