Alabama snow plow

When you’re balls deep in your cousin, you shove your face into a mountain of cocaine, lick your thumb, scream “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND” and jam a boofer right in your own asshole

So, I was smashing my cousin Shelly, and I hit myself with the Alabama snow plow. A little razzle dazzle for the camera.

by The great BK January 11, 2025

horse in the snow

As in good property’s in cold and snow conditions. Very dependable and powerful

The Subaru is a horse in the snow.

by anonymous July 27, 2024

Snow Caps

Jacking off onto her eyelids while she sleeps. When the cum drys and she wakes up and is unable to open her eyes.

Janet woke up screaming, fearing she was blind because her boyfriend gave her snow caps, leaving them shut.

by Superdadmma September 1, 2021

Snow chicken

A nickname of a person who likes to eat chicken and the first half of last name rhymes with snow

Your a snow chicken

by Nickle deer April 27, 2020

Snow Cone

Getting a handjob from very cold hands.

I love the Winter season. My girlfriend gives the best Snow Cone. She takes her ice cold hands, wraps them around my dick and starts jerking me off.

by MasonBriggs December 16, 2014

snow virgin

Anthony
Scared of the snow starting in Canada which happens every fucking year.

Anthony is a douche who doesn't realize snow happens every year. He is a snow virgin.

by B!tchbabe November 9, 2017

emo snow

Quirky girl. Name usually has 3 A's in it or starts with S .

Should become a dancer

Alex is such an emo snow person

by Henry greg June 25, 2023