If i smoke weed, I’m going to get thirsty, if I start drinking, I’m going to want to smoke some poop, if I smoke some poop, I’m going to slam some dope. Bad idea all the way around.
by PWP2308 December 10, 2022
A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
by LongSpanner January 28, 2022
Serbian rapper, made some good songs like "Neka Kako Bude", "Pozitiva" and also is featured on "Tu Smo".
by TheDumbAssGuy November 23, 2022
by JizzyCumRag October 16, 2018
While visiting the Rocky Mountains of Colorado and you notice your eye lids starting to lower you know you have gotten a contact second hand high from the stoner atmosphere.
Colby’s eye lids had started to lower from the blunt smoke. He has succumbed to the effects of the Colorado Blunt Smoke.
by GinnerRat March 11, 2024
Jess: Iya butt, what's occurin'?
Connor: I'm getting an education with proper subjects, and you?
Jess: Nahhh, I'm smoking a gibby mun.
Connor: I'm getting an education with proper subjects, and you?
Jess: Nahhh, I'm smoking a gibby mun.
by jezzabellgultynanishhhh April 16, 2021