poop satchel 

A device use to harness/ensnare poop or fecal particles for future use.

"Dude, I just totally caught your fart in my brand-new Poop satchel. I'm saving it for later to give to my mom"

poop satchel by Dustin Fucking Jones November 26, 2007

poop loops 

term used when fruit loops go stale.

oh gross, my fruit loops are stale and brown, they turned to poop loops.

poop loops by dragonsblood17 June 13, 2009

Poop Shark

A phrase used to describe a certain type of person. This person is usually tall and gangly and may suffer from slight mental retardation. They usually have curly hair and most would describe them as a big dumb faggot. Many of the P-sharks listen to hip-hop music and are characterized as wiggers. These types of poop sharks may have a Jheri curl. Some famous poop sharks include Jon Heder(Napoleon Dynamite), Screech(Dustin Diamond) , and Rosie O'Donnel.

Korie Mooreland is such a douche! He must have got his degree in poop sharkology.

I can't believe that faggot! he is such a Poop Shark!

Poop Shark by Doug Wenticoff December 7, 2006

Poop Tube 

A poop tube is when you put your hand in a tube like shape and put it over someone's mouth and take a big meaty shit and stuff it in their mouth with one finger.

Last night my girlfriend was begging for the poop tube.

Poop Tube by Lady fuck February 28, 2009

poop snout 

person who sucks up to the extreme of having shit up their sinuses. (brown noser, kiss ass)

Jim is such a poop snout that our boss is clueless about his inability to perform his job function.

poop snout by shannannannan September 11, 2003

poop lit 

Reading material written in easily digestible chucks making it ideally suited for a bathroom visit.

Steve grabbed some poop lit on his way to the john.

poop lit by Deanimal and Oca August 14, 2008

Poop Marathon 

When you're pooping for countless periods of time, normally over 30 minutes

All-Day Diarrea

-Yo what you doing tonight?
-Nothing, I'm in the middle of a Poop marathon
-Impressive how long so far?
-2 hours, and only half way done!


-Yo man you ok?
-Nah, i've been struggling with explosive poop marathon all day
-Man, that sucks!

Poop Marathon by seniorpoopypants February 19, 2009