An initiation of new bros into the prestigious position of brodom. Any person wishing to become a "bro" must be put through several of these trials which may be any thing from running through the bar scene nude or as small as doing something that is epicly gnarly. It is at the discretion of the local bros.
Girl 1: Come on guys I am totally a bro!
Bro 1: Nope, you still have to complete your last bro trial.
Girl 1: Fine what do I need to do this time.
Bro 2: Ok, you're going to have to shotgun that fifth of Sky. GO!
Bro 1: Nope, you still have to complete your last bro trial.
Girl 1: Fine what do I need to do this time.
Bro 2: Ok, you're going to have to shotgun that fifth of Sky. GO!
by AkRaptorJesus November 27, 2011
Get the bro trial mug.Noun. A guy who is consumed by his past and has not gotten over his ex yet. He continues to date other girls hoping to finally get over her. He wants to be saved. He's a modern day damsel in distress.
The guy I'm talking to is not over his ex yet. I can't keep waiting for him to finally move on. I give up on this Save-A-Bro.
by magbot2014 March 27, 2014
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aka mermaid man & barnacle boy
Both strong enough to defeat shaggy with a snap.
Cool as fuck
aka mermaid man & barnacle boy
Both strong enough to defeat shaggy with a snap.
Cool as fuck
girl 1: Boy, those sael bro’s are f*cking epic.
girl 2: I heard they are immortal.
girl 3: I want to love them so bad .😫
girl 1: I love the Emo one way more.
girl 3: The sporty one can shoot his shot at me anytime.
girl 2: I heard they are immortal.
girl 3: I want to love them so bad .😫
girl 1: I love the Emo one way more.
girl 3: The sporty one can shoot his shot at me anytime.
by ihaveneverliedinmylife February 16, 2019
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Get the SKÖL Bro mug.An obnoxious bro who only drinks trendy craft beer and tells everyone about it whether they ask or not
Nate started bartending at a dive near the bus station and a craft bro walked in and bitched that they didn't have the trendy beer of the season. He was out on his ass in seconds.
by von groovy April 8, 2019
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Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bro can defined through a Saturday morning text: Hey Bro, bring the kids over poolside today. I’m throwing a brisket on and I brought some IPA’s back from our trip out west.
by CousinToAnAustinBro July 2, 2022
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