pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019

If you're gonna kill people

No go fuck yourself atheist if you don't give me the credit I'm murdering those fucking kids. That would be convenient for you if steal my fucking shit, make enough money off MY BACK that I could leave the workforce immediately. Fuck you. OUT OF THE WORKFORCE NOW OR DEATH!

Hym "Don't 'well If you're gonna kill people' me you piece of shit. I'm ot letting you take it and not murdering your kids Matt. You don't get to take it from me. I could be FREE TODAY AND IF I DON'T GET TO BE FREE AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR KIDS DOESN'T GET TO LIVE. If you were concerned with me killing people you wouldn't be doing what you're doing. I want out of the workforce. I've made enough money to do it. I don't want unity with you fucks. I WANT TO BE OUT OF THE WORKFORCE. And if have contributed enough to make that happen EVEN IF OTHER PEOPLE HAVE NOT. I fucking hate you pieces of shit. There is no communing with you. Give it up. You don't get a second chance. Do I have to kill people because I'm just not taking no for on this one. I don't care how FUCKING DESPERATELY you want to teach 'misogynistic men' a lesson about taking no for an answer. THEY ARE STILL GETTING RAPED. It isn't working. ME OUT OF THE WORKFORCE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS. Get that through your fucking head."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

kill the fatted calf

To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")

Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!

by scottgrizzard April 11, 2020

Kill 'yo dick

A term used by men where 2 men engage in rough oral sex.

"Hey man can I kill 'yo dick."
"No I'm not gay tf?"

by fortnite7777 March 29, 2021

they are going to kill your aladdin

Whos aladdin and why do I need to keep my mouth shut??
Definition: these people need to be on meds and they are asking for help.

*walking minding own business
Person(s) walk up, "keep your mouth shut or they are going to kill your aladdin."

..I don't know whom they are referring.

by SuldBw0√√y October 10, 2023

If Titus Makin Jr. <Junior> Speaks To Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom,Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Maliciously, He Will Try To Kill You

If Titus Makin Jr. <Junior> Speaks To Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom,Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Maliciously, He Will Try To Kill You

If Titus Makin Jr. <Junior> Speaks To Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom,Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Maliciously, He Will Try To Kill You

by ZiberiaGetOutOfLifevisu April 8, 2025

brennan kill

When you bring home a girl to stay the night and she doesn’t let you hit

“yo did you kill it last night”
“nah bro, it was a brennan kill”

by mike greene matsui August 15, 2025