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How I Met Your Mother 

Puke-worthy show about five adults who dick around and whine that their lives suck, despite living in an apartment in New York approximately the size of the Taj Mahal. Packed with cheap laughs and lazy storytelling to keep you strung along until nine seasons later when you realize it was all horseshit.
Typical How I Met Your Mother scene

Marshall: Hey, Ted, have you found love yet?
Ted: No, I haven't found anyone as sensitive and introspective as I am.
Barney: I banged a really hot chick last night UHUHUHUHUHUHUH
How I Met Your Mother by IdiNaHui January 12, 2016
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god damnit you mother fucker die!!! >:o AHHHHH 

what i say to ppl that suck sooooooo much!!! GOD DAMNIT" you think when you see them...
"GOD DAMNIT YOU MOTHER FUCKER DIE!!! >:o AHHHHH"

pimp shiznac'n biatch hoe mother 

tha 1 hoo kno's all, duzz all, c's all, and iz all. the grate one
yo bitch dont mess with tha pimp shiznac'n biatch hoe mother, he mess u up so bad u be shizzing outta ur mouf

Son of a mother father 

A term used on someone who frustrates or aggravates the user of the word. The male form of daughter of a mother father
"Son of a mother father gonna try to pwnz me like that!"
"Haha! i thought you were gonna say something else!"
Son of a mother father by Arthur November 16, 2003

ur brother a mother

(1) Known as the worst possible insult in existence.

(2) This insult will completely obliterateall known existence in this universe.
guy1:ur mom gay.
guy2:ur dad lesbian.
guy1:ur granny tranny

guy2:you leave me no choice.
guy1:oh god.
guy2:UR BROTHER A MOTHER!
all life in the universe is no longer existent

Your brother a mother 

Your Brother a Mother is the newest edition to the insults. This has every other insult topped, when hearing this the recipient will most likely go jump off a bridge immediately
Person: Ur mum gay
You: Yes but are you aware of the fact that your brother a mother.
Person: * jumps off bridge