Mike Sabin

The man, the myth, the fucking legend. Wears way too, many hats, loves tennis but works as a soccer coach part time so he gets to hang with the love of his life, Nico Campbell. Sexy beast, although he lives in a storage unit. Currently holding tennis prodigy Harry Collomb hostage.
Mike Sabin is so fucking sexy
by Tennisbabes6969 October 29, 2018
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Slimey Mike

When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.
My girlfriend was acting out so i gave her a good old slimey mike.
by Hough_Morris April 05, 2021
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Mike Rossberg

Is a person that accepts bandar’s “aka” (THICC) requests such as u can succ on my dick
For eg don’t be a mike rossberg Alex
by Eat-ass69 October 28, 2018
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Mike Wheeler

A character from stranger things oddly desired by girls to be gay even though he’s a straight boy inlove with a girl
“All the girls are jealous but they want to kiss Mike wheeler played by finn
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Mike Wheeler

it's me mike. its literally me.
i am literally the real mike.
im a cutie patootie >:3
by willsboyfriendmike February 03, 2024
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Jersey the mike

This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.
Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in
by Megotthegoodsyuh September 20, 2021
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Mike Mihalski

A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.

Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”

-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”

-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
by Tangomcgee February 27, 2021
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