mexican coke

After having anal sex, you piss brown shit into a bottle.

I gave a mexican coke to my friend and he drank it.

by Johnnie Quartz January 12, 2008

mexican omelet

When two lovemakers are engaging in sweet passionate love and the male specimen releases his pimp juice into the female organism's ear, in which the female slowly, gingerly, and YET passionately moves her hand towards the ear and VIOLENTLY folds it shut.

When Aaron released his pimpin juice into the ear of Annie, a scrumtious mexican omelet was born.

by Georgene Kenneth IV October 21, 2007

Mexican takeoff

the physical launch of one's being into orbit after having a very scrumdiddlyumpcious dinner of one home made south of the border burrito with nothing excluded. One to have a Mexican takeoff can be recognized by a brown smudge on white pants.

Charlie "Man, that burrito was delicious, but it took a toll on my stomach."

Will "dude why does it sound like an engine is running?"

Charlie "Oh god, I can't hold it!"

-eruption occurs-

Will "Looks like he had a Mexican Takeoff."

by Unholy Bojangles April 26, 2010

mexican mohogany

Rather than a luxary hardwod, mexican mohagany is recycled plywood from concrete forms used to build California freeways. Also, other types of wood left over from other concrete forms, such as sidewalks.

He built an exquisite table for his mama using mexican mohogany

by hungblueyes January 3, 2010

Mexican Bola

2 stockings are filled with feces (human or animal) and thrown as a bola, tripping a fleeing female.

"The only way I could stop her from running away, was with a Mexican Bola."

by ILoveRsail January 21, 2010

mexican snowboarding

when you ride on a piece of wood thats being towed by a quad or dirtbike in the desert

Hey it just stopped raining! Lets go mexican snowboarding before all the mud puddles dry up!

by mexican snowboarder January 7, 2011

Mexican Roundup

Its when you and three other friends order 1 of every item on the "Original" Taco Bell menu. Everyone in the group must eat at least one item from the menu. Only 4 people can take part in the challenge. You can share the food amongst the people in your group. Its up to the 4 people in the challenge who eats what.

Dude, I feeling like going to get a Mexican Roundup at Taco Bell.

I'm gunna have to take a huge shit after eating this Mexican Roundup.

by Chimmychangaman December 15, 2010