security mom 

2004, noun. A term recently coined to refer to middle class women (particularly soccer moms) who will vote for Bush instead of Kerry in the 2004 presidential election based on his perceived superiority in defense issues. Such voters are supposed to vote for Bush, when they might otherwise vote for Kerry, based on this tenuous belief.

Martha's a security mom. She thinks the war in Iraq made sense.

security mom by Cory October 24, 2004

u mom gay lol 

it means u mom gay lol, used as a comeback from a roast

Person: *says something "mean"*
Person: What's your comeback?
Me: u mom gay lol

Mostly used in a comeback

u mom gay lol by umomgaylol March 15, 2018

Poke-your-mom 

A variation on the pronunciation of Pokemon, supposedly used in a satirical manner, but this has not been proven. Often used by total douches who have nothing better to do.

Douche: "Let's play Poke-your-mom!"

Guy: "Howzabout I punch you until you bleed?"

Poke-your-mom by Sven-Detlev September 8, 2009

Porsche Mom 

Milf('s) who drive high quality Porsche('s).
Including the 911, Boxter, Cayman, and the Panamera. But not the Cayenne.

"Ugh, that Porsche mom is *so* hot.. "
"Dude! Look a Porsche mom, she's such a Milf! and she drives a 911 convertible!"

Porsche Mom by Walker S. September 29, 2010

Ur mom gay 

The comeback from a kid that plays roblox, commonly used by 7-12 year olds

Hey John ur mom gay

Ur mom gay by JameEarl May 16, 2018

your mom 

The chick I fucked last night.

"I heard you scored some pussy! Who'd you do?"
"Your mom"

your mom by The Tomb January 24, 2008

hey mom 

I'm writing to you
Just to tell you
That I hug and kiss you
To show how I feel
And this came about
And how we come about

Hey Mom

hey mom by rottenmeat April 22, 2018