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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
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Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar
by Jennakranks May 15, 2016
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long division

by Nicklestct March 18, 2021
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Long ass dick

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by ​‍‍‍‍‍‍ February 27, 2023
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The Duke of Long Beach

A man that comes from the United Kingdom that lives in Long Beach, California.
The Duke of Long Beach is driving down PCH in his mustang.
by FMason September 30, 2021
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Kentucky Long Slap

When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
by TomSideways February 7, 2017
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hos long

When you have just covered up a murder and want to google something late at night.
by elsaabka May 24, 2024
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