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kentucky plug

When you discharge a firearm and the firearm explodes in your face and the only way to stay alive is to plug the shrapnel hole in your neck with your thumb until the ambulance arrives
1: Hey did you hear Scott’s fiddy blew up and he almost died?
2: Yeah, luckily he stopped the neck bleeding with a Kentucky plug
by Tater Six May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

When your girlfriend claims she can give you the "Kentucky Plug" it means she's a keeper, she's highly medically trained, and equally freaky XD so if anything happens I can guarantee she will put a thumb in it.
Woman: "hey baby, you wanna Kentucky plug tonight?"
Man: "of course! Ill go clean my barrel, and over pack my load"
by Skyler1 May 20, 2021
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the kentucky plug

When you have a gun bunny over and she lets you put your thumb in it.
Man I had my girl over after I went to the range and she was so excited she let me do the Kentucky Plug!!
by alynnjinn May 20, 2021
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kentucky thumb

When you blow up your thumb with explosives so it swells and needs stitches, in order to use it sexually because your dick isn't big enough for her.
She was going to leave me because of my micro penis. So I threw some SLAPP rounds down range until my 50 exploded. Now my Kentucky thumb will keep us together for 2 more weeks.
by Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

Sex position where you insert your thumb into your partners anus while they violently fart and poop.
Jenny had TacoBell for lunch, guess that means imma give her the Kentucky Plug tonight!
by Haludza May 20, 2021
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Kentucky plug

Plugging bloody holes with your thumb
She's on her period but I'll Kentucky plug it and go in the backdoor.
by Bigdabnug420 May 20, 2021
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A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
by bitchuck May 26, 2025
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