Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.

Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.

by Msizzy January 6, 2020

Jacob Arnold

A hilarious name to have. This guy is a die-hard band kid that will do everything in his power to dick ride the section director. This guy probably has a serious addiction to Fc24, in the mindset where if he's not first, he's last. He probably has a crush on someone who got botox on both asscheeks and fantasizes about them.

That guy is very angry. He must be a Jacob Arnold!

by nickerballz August 8, 2024

Jacob

Looks like sideshow bob

Guy 1: Hey you see that guy he looks like sideshow bob

Guy 2: that’s jacob!

by anonymous February 15, 2022

Being a Jacob

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips

“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”

by mysterywystery August 5, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is one of the cutest, nerdiest, smartest guys you’ll ever meet. He also Jewish and is on the debate team.

Jacob you’re so smart.

by Giiizzzmmmoo December 21, 2023

Jacob

My first boyfriend the best man that lived and VARY HOT

Me:OMG I am SO lucky to have Jacob

by ICECREAM IS So GOOD December 28, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is the sluttiest boy you will see in your life and is a huge show off and at the end of the day feel really bad for him.

Oh its jacob.

by Joe mam313 June 19, 2020