The cause of your previously rock hard schlong shriveling into nothing. When a woman's vagina stinks so bad you now suffer from PTSD and are afraid of being with any woman ever again.
Teddy: Mayne, my rock hard schlong just turned into a dead fish.
JBoy: What caused it? AIDs?
Teddy: Nah mayne, it was that bad moot hygiene.
JBoy: What caused it? AIDs?
Teddy: Nah mayne, it was that bad moot hygiene.
by straightXed July 15, 2014
Get the bad moot hygienemug. A phrase that wankers, cock suckers, preps, and fuck wits cannot help but utter when they see a smoker happily enjoying a cigarette.
A) Smoking is bad for you.
B) Holy shit! This stuff is bad for me?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!?! Oh wait, there's a FUCKING WARNIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE PACK, WHICH I SEE EVERY GODDAMNED DAY! PISS OFF, YOU COCK-SUCKING-PREPPY-ASSED-FUCK-WITTED-WANKER!
B) Holy shit! This stuff is bad for me?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!?! Oh wait, there's a FUCKING WARNIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE PACK, WHICH I SEE EVERY GODDAMNED DAY! PISS OFF, YOU COCK-SUCKING-PREPPY-ASSED-FUCK-WITTED-WANKER!
by Tony Rocky Horror January 3, 2004
Get the smoking is bad for youmug. When it has been 36 years and you think of her every day. When you cry as you type this. When you see her in your mind's eye, and she's so young and beautiful in her jeans, with the pink belt. When you realise you can't live without her, but it's way too late for that
I was the one who wanted to split. And she did everything she could to drive me crazy. Till she could finally have the satisfaction of telling me: you got it bad
by CCPhilly May 26, 2017
Get the you got it badmug. Threatening that your not afraid to hit somebody, beat them up, yell in their face, not scared of them, or will fight them. Taken from the hit reality TV series The Bad Girls Club where they yell or fight every episode.
I'ma go Bad Girls Club on this b*tch!
Don't make me go Bad Girls Club on you!
I'm not afraid to go Bad Girls Club on this girl!
Bro, you went Bad Girls Club on her.
Don't make me go Bad Girls Club on you!
I'm not afraid to go Bad Girls Club on this girl!
Bro, you went Bad Girls Club on her.
by tricks200 May 20, 2011
Get the Bad Girls Clubmug. When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.
There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.
by Hodeesen December 13, 2010
Get the Solitary Bad Santamug. by Classy Lady V. 1.0 September 28, 2010
Get the Bad News Beersmug. by Chuck Norris1991 December 15, 2016
Get the bad acid tripmug.