ass moratorium

a defined period of time when your sexual partner puts the kibosh on the back door...

I'm placing an ass moratorium as a result of last night's activity...

by ncbro4 September 18, 2009

ass-ugly

Ass-ugly, butt-ugly
Ugly as an ass. Even uglier than an ass. Really quite ugly. - painfully ugly.
Too ugly for explanation.

"Oh my god, those shoes are Ass-ugly.."
"What happened to his hair?— it's Ass-ugly!"
or even: "That is AssButt-ugly!"

by Devyani Jackson May 6, 2006

Iana's ASS

EXTRA THICC.

Ok, in all seriousness, this is a term from the game Rainbow Six Siege in which the attacking operator, Iana, a polish women involved in a space mission, in this game, has a big, voluptuous ass, which everyone in the Siege community can agree on that they would LOVE to clap.

Dude: Dude have you seen Iana's ass though? I would not call that shit tiny.
Other dude: I know but fucking I'd still clap.

by 1273Tellmerockyfellystweet November 3, 2020

Ass elf

one who enjoys another's ass

Braden would love to be somebody's ass elf

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin June 30, 2004

ass comet

A peice of toilet paper that is hanging out of the back of your pants (above the waistline) after you have gone to the bathroom.

When Joe came out of the Mens room he had about a 12" ass comet hanging out of his pants.

by PeeVee1 September 15, 2006

ASS CROUTON

the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."

With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!

by weave August 22, 2003

Dead-ass

Meaning to be serious about a subject previously spoken of in a conversation

That dude was packin' heat last night, I'm dead-ass, man.

by The W.O.D October 7, 2006