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Golden Star Balm

Popular lip balm used mainly as pain relief for broken and/or missing limbs.
WHAT, that scav just sniped me with his shotgun. Quick, pass me the golden star balm!
by Sanitar, destroyer of PMCs September 2, 2020
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Golden Bedsheets

Performing a golden bedsheet is when one or both sexual parters pee in or on the bed and in the bedsheets before performing sexual acts in or on said bed.
Bro, Conwell's girlfriend tricked him into trying a golden bedsheets but didn't tell him right away. The dude is still mentally scarred from it.
by MaxConwell December 18, 2022
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the golden ticket

Louisiana term used to describe a person that believes that they have the key to success that can drastically change their life and/or people around them

It can be business wise, academic, social media, athletics etc.

However many people think they are the golden ticket but you need actual success in order to actually be it.
I can’t lie to you son that man Alex is really the golden ticket, he’s got 12 offers as a sophomore I think he’s going to the league.

I’m not gonna lie you are not the golden ticket you swear you’re next up but it’s been 7 years and none of your songs have blown up.
by ShopKip November 25, 2023
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golden limbo

Golden limbo is when an individual bends over backwards and directs their urine forcefully up and over themselves so it lands behind their head.
My friend bet me $20 that I couldn't piss into the urinal while facing away from it, so I did the golden limbo and won my 20.
by Suka Blyaat July 22, 2022
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Chinese Golden Torture

A combination of a Golden Shower and Chinese Water Torture. Often occurs when one person has a case of dehydration either from intoxication or just lack of regular water intake while trying to perform a golden shower on their partner.

The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
Did you hear about Steven getting Chinese Golden Tortured?

He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
by Davigon August 1, 2022
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Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.
by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022
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golden-ager.

The bow with head & hands touching the ground is the biggest way of showing your respect. In Asians this bow is done to god’s or golden-Ager.
by anonymous July 22, 2021
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