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GOAT

by foolkid April 30, 2020
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the GOAT

A person who is the best person ever. They help you whenever you're in need and you can't thank them enough. They are the Greatest Of All Time... They are the GOAT *must look at example*
by thesedefinitionsarethebest October 22, 2018
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goat

by Dr.dickglobber February 24, 2022
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cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021
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Egyptian Proverb: meaning if you have something valuable (daughter) better lock her at home
Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!
by Shadraq April 18, 2020
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Throat goat

A noise someone makes deep with in their throat because they are the best as sucking knob.
Johnny branmuffin is the O.G. throat goat. That man can really suck a good dick.
by Branmuffins678 September 25, 2025
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Timo Werner Goat

Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !
Person 1: Who is the GOAT
Person 2: Obviously, Timo Werner Goat
by South Host May 25, 2024
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