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Plastic friend and fake friend 

a plastic friend is someone who is your friend just for advantages and gives back only when he has to, not to get confused with a fake friend, which always is never really kind to you. These friends are usually friends with another one of your close friends that don't see how they're treating you.
Joe: have you seen Bill lately?
Kate: yeah, he was hanging out with Luke and Drew
Joe: Luke is such a plastic friend. Always taking and never giving!
Kate: Bill talked to me about it, he doesn't like it, but he's afraid to lose Drew.
Joe: he's also such a fake friend!
Kate: IKR! he's a Plastic friend and fake friend.
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head fake 

In market trading, a situation where a market appears to be moving in one direction but suddenly reverses.
The price of equities increase, and all indications prior to that are that it will increase, but shortly after reverses direction and lowers.

"Sept 28th was a major head fake, equities fell substantially the remaining month."
head fake by losershot September 29, 2009
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A Fake Smile 

AKA: Pan Am smile or Botox smile.

To deliver withering insults with a faux sweet smile. It's a socialized way for high ranking classy women/men who have to refrain from stooping to their haters level when in reality, they're desperately wishing that the person would be decapitated by a flying toilet carrying their own trots and any bullshit that the looseness of their bowels cannot carry.
A fake smile can also be used to replace the middle finger or a punch to the mouth to those who don't seem to understand that you could not care less of what they think of you. Their jealousy is a good indication that you must be an awesome person of the highest calibre to spark such fury, envy and outrage.
A Fake Smile by The flying toilet February 7, 2018

Legit Fake 

The idea of an object involved with fraud being called into question by its creator. This object is named legitimately fake for the following reasons:

1) The creator intended it to be fake.
2) The creator intended it to be legitimate.

As a result of these two motives, the object in question must be placed under one rule. If just one rule cannot be met, then the object is subsequently deemed 'Legit Fake'.
Dean: 'I just bought this popcorn from Tesco, but it said Netto Exclusive.'
James: 'That's legit fake.'
Legit Fake by Rotherman August 21, 2012

50 yard fake 

When a girl looks good faraway, but up close they are ugly
wow tara is a 50 yard fake
50 yard fake by Action Lutherwood January 13, 2004

was Apollo 11 fake? 

you're against the moon landing being real. you can no longer be my friend
1. was Apollo 11 fake?
2.your against the moon landing being real. you can no longer be my friend
was Apollo 11 fake? by reeeee vs oof February 27, 2019

Tasty Fake 

Generally applied to food that's made to look like other food, or at least other objects. It could be as simple as a cake made to look like a television set, or as imaginative as mashed potatoes colored and arranged as an ice cream sundae.

Origins are from Season 16, episode 2 of The Simpsons. Marge enters a baking contest and the other contestants mock her for making "tasty fakes", a dessert made to look like hot dogs from deep fried cookie dough and meringue.
"These sushi cupcakes are so awesome!"
"I know, they're the best tasty fakes I've ever come up with. All they are is bite sized vanilla cupcakes lined with fruit roll up and coconut on top."
Tasty Fake by karasuma January 7, 2008