Slut Shower

A shower one takes with attentions of getting dicked down and destroyed.

"I'm going to see my man tomorrow, I need to take a slut shower in preparation."

by Ani Vanto January 24, 2024

A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.

*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.

by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018

prudent pre-shower protective procedures

Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.

These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

Irish shower

Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date

*Repeating out loud during your Irish shower* "To be sure to be sure"

by Jdork January 24, 2022

Chocolate shower

It’s like the act of a golden shower, only for the rear end however.

“Did you see that?”

“Yea, they look like they dove in the mud?”
“Yep, but there’s no mud around here, they had a chocolate shower”

by Fat lizard April 15, 2023

Silky Shower

When a group of 3 or more males enter a shower and have a jerk circ

Guy 1 "Hello gentlemen, would thou like to have a silky shower
Guy 2 "Thy would love to attend"

by Suckmybeno June 20, 2018

Shower Head

Literally the most amazing feeling I feel bad for those who don’t have one

I love doing stuff with my shower head

Omg same it’s sensational

by FartLicker December 28, 2022