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Dutch Toast

A breakfast dish where slices of bread are dipped into a bowl of cum which are then fried in a pan
Mom: “Harold, I’m thinking of making some dutch toast for breakfast.”

Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”
by anthony queso June 2, 2022
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Dutch Anthem

A great anthem, worst nightmare for Formula 1 fans (Red Bull Racing fans are excluded).
non-F1 fan: I love the dutch anthem, there is a nice melody in it!
F1 fan: uhhhh hello? insane asylum? i have a crazy guy here that likes Max Verstappen.
by lacMC9 March 26, 2024
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Dutch Stuff

kinky, kinky warcrimes involving filthy, filthy, very bad things that only the most turbulently ill participate in. Even seasoned perverts and satan himself will not bat an eye toward such depravity. Think abusing the act of flatulence and fetishizing unholy acts of shitting violently, among other things that are simply too vile to put even on urbdic. The most bottomous point of the freakazoid iceburg, falling beneath even pedophilia, incest, and bestiality. Even the catholic church vomits at such atrocities. DO NOT TRY DUTCH STUFF. Attempting Dutch stuff will open a portal.
A guy on Reddit said he went septic after smashing a girl who was into Dutch stuff
by haveyouseenhim July 17, 2025
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dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.
"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."
by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020
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dutch trooper

When a girl is giving you head under the covers and farts but doesn't stop, effectively dutch ovening herself and being a trooper about it.
Dude she was such a dutch trooper, she wasn't feeling well and kept going and even contained the stench.
by Iboji December 11, 2017
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dutch egg

Chris, I totally saw you stuff that Dutch Egg in Ziggy, you scoundrel!
by Shabba dabba doo August 10, 2017
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dutch walk

how the dutch used to walk through New York City on their way back home from church when it was called new Amsterdam
dutch walked through the village last night and got my pockets drained at mcsorley's
by yosoyboy May 24, 2025
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