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dutch oven

i laid down with my girlfriends and she gave me a Dutch oven
by o8erdater January 9, 2021
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dutch hotdog

during sex the man goses gets a hotdog bun , musterd, and ketup. then he puts the hotdog bun around his cock. then puts on ketup and musterdon his dick. then the lover eats the stuff of of the partners cock.
bob:gess what.

frank: what

bob: last night i dutch hotdoged ny bitch!!!!!

frank: sweet!!!
by piepie1620 October 1, 2012
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dirty dutch drop

The act of hanging someone by their feet and then proceeding to sit on their chin and release anal seepage down their face.
"Would you rather get dirty Dutch dropped or have a Cleveland steamer done to you?"
by Kangar17 February 14, 2014
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Dutch Wrapper

A form of sex that has a person surrounded by melted Hershey bars with the rapper on and full size bars jammed in their ass
We're doing a Dutch Wrapper tonight baby
by Irjeje February 18, 2025
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Dutch Klotzner

A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.
"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"

Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..

"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..

"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"
by Gunther McThunderhump September 9, 2015
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Dutched

Pedro- "I think I just got Dutched"
Carlos- "GG then"
by qpwoeituy March 14, 2016
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Dutch curveball

The act of one throwing a fart in some one's face. Similar to a Dutch oven.
by Maxdel August 8, 2021
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