douche-a-rator

Someone who embodies the quality of a douche during an action.

I just got cut off by some douche-a-rator in a BMW.

by stompp September 27, 2010

Sophisticated Douch

A person who burns you with their immense vocabulary of words. Normally someone who wants to sound smart and make you feel incredibly confused and quite stupid but is really an idiot like you.

Tom: "Dude your such a dick"
John: "Go suck on one you pompous freak of god's nature."
Tom: "Good one. Now you sound like a dick and a sophisticated douche."

by Person of the FTW November 2, 2010

douche bag

The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s. Douche bag, or douche refers to bad qualities, specifically one's swagger, ignorance, and/or cruel intentions.

Michael Moor's such a douche bag because he places himself on a pedestal in his movies.

by Zepln8989 April 20, 2009

Ass-Douche

Gay asshole

that fag thought he could kick my ass what an Ass-Douche

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

Douche Baggish

Pathetically arrogant.

That dude with the big truck (and the small penis)just cut me off and then gave ME the look. That was totally douche baggish.

by Thora October 19, 2006

Douche Bloggery

1. Acts of Douche Baggery , but commited in blog form.

"Dude did you read Bill O'Reilly's blog? It was total douche bloggery!"

by Seth Berg December 14, 2008

douche burglar

A collector of douche bags. One who dons a striped shirt and snatches many douche bags placing them into a larger douche-sack thereby making him a
douche-burglar.

"Man, did you see that douche burglar try to pick up your sister? Now every douche bag in town will think he has a chance."

by Money Love March 5, 2008