dick lick

one (usually male) who is something of an asshole who enjoys self-gratification at the expense of others.

dude: so whats up
asshole: you are gay
dude: f off dick lick

by Kais June 28, 2004

dick thrower

A man with a large penis that engages in rather rough intercourse with a female, as in the song "Slow Motion" by Juvenile.

"I'm a dick thrower, her neck and her back hurtin'. Cutthroat'll have ya like a brand new virgin."

by rexpostal September 7, 2005

diamond dicking

1. The art of erotically seducing women thru social networking websites.

2. Originating one night stands through posting ads on social networking websites demoralizing women, but they love it.

Person 1 -"Where's Ryan at tonight?"
Person 2 -"He's out diamond dicking a chick he met off craigslist."

by PHILLYSCOOPS February 28, 2009

Dick Chicken

A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.

Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!

by Kez 4 Prez March 27, 2016

dick tot

Deragatory term used to identify a male with "little man syndrome" and an, assumed, tiny penis.

That guy's such a little dick tot.

Shutup, dick tot.

by price is right December 25, 2009

dick ton

a unit of precise measurement when one has no real clue

That piano weighed a dick ton!

by jdawgger6969 July 22, 2010

Dick Googler

One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.

"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."

by HottieNanako May 10, 2010