i can't stand you 

When an individual says something so off the wall; you can't believe they said it; leaving you shocked but in a comical state.

Girl, stop, I can't stand you right now!!

i can't stand you by Notorious Fae August 5, 2016

call me so i can make it juicy for you

a booty call,to call somebody to make em' horny

call me so i can make it juicy for you

call me so i can make it juicy for you by Bone21 May 23, 2008

I can't believe it's not but-her face. 

When a person has a killer hot body but person's face isn't even good enough to be a butter face.

Ed: She's got a serious body on her but she's got the worst case of but-her face I've ever seen

Dave: Dude, she's got an I can't believe it's not but-her face.

I can't believe it's not but-her face. by hcd631 June 29, 2011

i can't breathe 

When a cop kills a black guy for no fucking reason.

"Man you read the news tonight?"
"What happened?"
"Another I can't breathe, AGAIN."

i can't breathe by MedusaSuckIt December 8, 2014

dummy-in-a-can 

A derogatory term for a person of Dominican decent.

That guy's nothing more than a dummy-in-a-can.

dummy-in-a-can by CorruptionDee May 6, 2003

i can has cheezburger? 

An internet phrase from a picture of a lolcat with that caption (see icanhascheezburger.com). The picture is responsible for the site and its daily additions.

It's pretty stupid, but it can be used in certain situations (not many). Essentially, it has no purpose other than to be random.

- Dude, doesn't this look awesome?
- i can has cheezburger?
- No, you can't has cheezburger.

i can has cheezburger? by stikshift June 28, 2007

Man Can 

A bigger then normal size beer. Usually domestic.

Man, Bobby just chugged a man can for 3 bucks!

Man Can by Miklus April 4, 2006