cake-eater

one that actively eats asshole

your a fucking cake eater

by Niles October 5, 2003

Share the cake don't eat the cake

To give some to others rather than keeping to yourself.

When Daniel wouldn't share his toys with me I told to him to share the cake don't eat the cake.

by Kotchi April 30, 2019

Butt Cake

n. When you are baking cupcakes and you put too much batter in the little paper trays causing the cupcakes to rise and fatten during cooking. The result looks more like a butt than a cupcake.

Also correlates with Butt Muffins

Well, Lauren put too much batter in so it looks like we will be bringing butt cakes to the party instead. Did you buy more icing?

by Baker Matthew December 14, 2008

Caked Balls

(V.) A sexual act where a man ejaculates onto another mans balls then after its slightly dried, licks it off.

Peter gave Chuck some caked balls to suck on.

by MickJules August 26, 2009

Tori-Cakes

Tori-Cakes is a scene kid from Manchester. Well known for her stunning eyes and amazhing hair. She has a unique style and somewhat defining personality.

"Ohmigawd did you see Tori-Cakes in her bbycks shirt"

by Torrrrrrri June 2, 2009

Rectum Cake

This is very simple people. Imagine a sauerbraten, but smelly and with the consistency of any of the following:
-Cheesecake
-Kit Kat bars
-a human finger
-etc (not too hard, not too soft)
Now picture this substance coming out of a homo-erectus' naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin' zone / rectum / sphinctrum-oreolis).
Finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse's baby-making-area. If one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong'uns off at le pool).

This, my friends, is Rectum Cake

Jordan: 'Mitchell, what's that smell?'
Jesse: 'Yeah it stinks'
Nolan: 'Mitchell tell me you didn't just-'
Mitchell: 'Yep, I made Rectum Cake! Dig in!'
Nolan: Why did you ruin my carpet ?!?!

Michael the Happy Squirrel left the presence of Mitchell due to the spliffage of his Rectum Cake.

by Big Tuna / Timmy the Flying Cat November 15, 2006

waste cake

some one who is extremley ugly or extremly gay or both.
originates from a mix of poof cake and waste man

"david belled me yestaday, he's such a waste cake!"

by Blondie N19 April 1, 2007