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white asshole 

Slang for Donald Trump, his supporters, campaign funders, and nazi bodyguards.
I can't fucking believe that white asshole is trying to become president.
white asshole by teokanthalus June 23, 2016

Tear a new asshole 

To be extremely annoying to someone; to mistreat somebody to an extreme.
My boss is extremely demanding, he tear a new asshole to all his employees daily!
Tear a new asshole by Turro June 7, 2009

teasin' asshole 

when you have to shit really bad, but you don't have time so you go pee instead and it teases your asshole.
man i just pissed and it was a teasin' asshole kinda thing.
teasin' asshole by blundzz October 20, 2008

french toast my asshole 

An expression used with anger, brought on by irony.
Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........

FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "

Burny Asshole 

When your asshole burns around the sphincter because you didn't wipe your ass good enough and you have to shove toliet paper in it.
Man, I took a poo and I got some major burny asshole, better get some toliet paper.

frosted dirty asshole 

The result of anal sex with someone who hadn't wiped very well. Usually accompanied by vomit.
Frosted dirty assholes?...and vomit? Sweet god, why?!