When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.
by MrGhosty December 03, 2021
The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains
Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
by The Comic November 06, 2012
And the only reason you're not a dirt poor mandingo is that you stopped using your own defunct mind and let me dance you around like the puppet you are.
Hym "And if I catch either of you praising that cripple again the only virgins you're going to get in heaven are going to be angry incels who are stronger than you as a matter of default."
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.
“Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”
by goober mcgroober December 08, 2020
He made an "angry grouch" when he banged that midget stripper after her show so hard he knocked her off her trash can. She was pissed.
by DONTHATECELEBRATE February 22, 2012