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Two o' Five

A rapid footjob using both soles of the feet and given by a Succubus Cafe maid lying on her back in front of you.
Hey, did you know Pancho enjoys Two o' FIve on the daily?

No way! I thought only Francisco Liked Two o' FIve!

Let me ask Valdovinos if he likes Two o' Five.
by Kodez Minjo January 4, 2023
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Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item
Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
by Dastvan June 3, 2019
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Golden Five

To do a Golden Five you should do the following, preferably at the same time:

1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed
- We went on a surprise visit to Big T but he wasn't home so we did a Golden Five in his bed instead, it was awesome!
by Leukemias September 29, 2010
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five

nights at freddy's
Yo, I just heard Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach is getting free DLC!
by springtrap the real May 30, 2022
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post-repair high-five

Refers to da hearty/relieved palms-slap dat two laborers exchange when a device actually operates properly again after they've been feverishly/trepidatiously working to repair it.
My buddy and I had thoroughly cleaned the battery-terminals on my car, topped off the water in the battery's cells and wire-brushed its posts, and then carefully re-connected everything again; we totally gave each other a post-repair high-five afterwards when the engine whirled right over.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
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