Noah Dispinseri

A fat fuck of a human that gets on his xbox at 5pm and gets off at 7pm to spend time with his family instead of his friends.

Daniel:Where the fuck is Noah?
*Noah joins*
Everyone: Oh look who decided to show up, it Noah Dispinseri

by Akali ^-^ May 24, 2022

Pull a Noah

The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.

"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."

"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."

by lil kleenex October 23, 2017

Noah

Whatever you do, don't name your child Noah. He will end up fingering and slapping a bass guitar while you're trying to sleep.

Person 1: Fucking Noah kept me up again...
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass

by WordSmith2005 August 2, 2022