Pesto Pizza lovers

Big Black Monkeys

One big black monkey said "I want Pesto Pizza lovers" monkey 2 said fuck off black guy

by Bigger Black Monkey March 31, 2025

pizza tech

Working in entry-level IT positions, and my income only allows me to occasionally treat myself to a pizza.

I go to George for all my IT needs, he is my go to pizza tech

by directorofrighteousness May 10, 2023

Pizza dust

A pizza that is left out in the sun or in a pizza restaurant for 7 years to the point where the pizza is so raw and rotten that is simply turned into pure food dust.

Dang that's some freaking Pizza dust.

by mario sith February 1, 2024

Pizza Pact

The pact formed between niggas where you take turns buying stuffed crust digiorno's pizzas to eat for dinner.

Me: "Yo nigga, it's your turn to pay up for the Pizza Pact"
Him: "Already popped it in the oven"

by vygy September 14, 2015

gone off pizza

When a pizza goes moldy.

The gone off pizza tastes like rotten eggs.

by Debskelly1985 March 31, 2023

Emergency pizza outfit

Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.

In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.

Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.

by peanutbuttermothernutter December 7, 2016

Pizza Kiev

hiring an Eastern European prostitute, having her eat a full room service spread at the Four Seasons, and then jacking off under a glass coffee table while she pukes it all up onto the top.

credit to: somethingawful

#1: The CEO really likes his pizza kiev
#2: wow :/

by SonoControl October 2, 2013