The act of jizzing on your pillow then scraping it off with a vacuum sucker and placing inside a BLT sandwich, feeding it to the nearest homeless person, then telling them it was just expired mayo.
by Bill Horsecock May 6, 2022
Get the Dirty Amery mug.A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
by Bendy D January 12, 2023
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Get the Dirty Zamboni mug.Dirty Rockstar (noun, verb)
When, in a fit of outrageous showmanship, you dramatically flash a full-on prolapsed asshole to your audience — not as a cry for help, but as the encore. The move is less about seduction and more about burning your image into the minds of anyone unlucky enough to make eye contact. Often accompanied by a bow, devil horns, and maybe pyrotechnics if the budget allows.
When, in a fit of outrageous showmanship, you dramatically flash a full-on prolapsed asshole to your audience — not as a cry for help, but as the encore. The move is less about seduction and more about burning your image into the minds of anyone unlucky enough to make eye contact. Often accompanied by a bow, devil horns, and maybe pyrotechnics if the budget allows.
“Dude, that gig was insane — the lead singer finished the last song, dropped his pants, pulled a Dirty Rockstar, and the crowd still gave him a standing ovation… mostly to leave.”
by Cuckcowboy August 8, 2025
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