duche dick

The cross of being a douche and a complete dick.

Kt was such a duche dick last night after mark left work.

by Mr69allthetimeschsv6stang April 20, 2017

Chapstick Dick

A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.

Mamdouh wants to get a baby carrot chapstick dick like his buddy R*slan

by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019

Demon Dick Gremlin

Dawsons fucking amazing dick

Dawson fucked me so good, he's my Demon Dick Gremlin

by Doodles And Dunk Dunk July 5, 2024

I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.

person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick

by ooop- October 15, 2022

Liar, liar, dick on fire

Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.

If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.

David was a Liar, liar, dick on fire

by King_Toxic February 12, 2025

Dick Parrot

When one make tries to mimic another male’s big duck energy.

“He thinks he’s hotter than other guys, but he’s just a dick parrot”

by BootyMcGeeShe December 24, 2021

Dull Dick

Dick that doesn’t make a girl cum; dick not worth any drama, not worth chasing; Guy(s) who think they are amazing in bed but you’re thinking of what to get at the grocery store instead.

How was your date the other night?

“He ended up being a dull dick. Even though he came 40 times in 20 hours, he didn’t get me off - not even once.”

by Hard2getoff August 13, 2019