dick doodle

Casual drawing or sketch of a penis.

"Those balls are really tucked. That dick doodle must've just got out of the ocean."

by Abraham Frohman March 11, 2015

Iz's Dick

fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.

Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O

by FezisPluto September 7, 2021

Dick

What girls eat

Olivia-did u eat his dick last night
Frankie-yea I choked 3 times

by Final JSU’s April 13, 2019

soda-can dick

A really gurthy dick

Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.

by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018

dick

that thing that people call male genitalia and no boy actually has one

girl 1: “see that guys dick?!”
girl 2: “bitch where.”

by imphyllis February 14, 2019

Dick

The white haired dumbass that stutters and can't complete a sentence correctly or also known as Joe Biden

That dick Joe Biden is a dumbass

by Funnyman24 January 15, 2022

vacation dick

A massive cock that you CANT take on a daily basis

Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!

Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!

by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016