The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.
by please enter your username September 28, 2022
Get the The big dick paradoxmug. BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!
It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016
Get the benjamin button's dickmug. So when you're really on the 2nd level at a Stadium Concert, you can use your Dick Extender to zoom in close enough to say you were standing right in front of his crotch.
by Darlnnikki February 2, 2010
Get the Dick Extendermug. A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.
She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.
by Lildval November 24, 2017
Get the Pluto Dickmug. A person who is being twaty, they may pretend to be confused simply cause they don’t like what u have said
In response to your friend saying I don’t understand ..don’t be a dick lupus! Or between friends talking about a third party, she’s such a dick lupus
by Beckybeaver June 20, 2021
Get the Dick lupusmug. A play off of the word ridiculous; A moment of complete shock as a result of another person's moment of complete douche-baggery.
by Siknik July 1, 2012
Get the Ri-dickmug. A balding older man with a prickly sour looking face, usually taking out his sad existence on those around him.
by Manigmoot December 14, 2024
Get the Dick Holemug.