Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021

Dick fuck

Shoving something up the urethra in a sexual way.

(Note)
Can also be used as an adjective to describe mostly a personality

Would you like to dick fuck me?
Wow that guy is such a dick fuck

by kikkpikk420 November 12, 2018

Dick Fuck

A lame or someone is your way. A pain in the ass.

Get out of my way Dick Fuck.

by Freway November 18, 2020

dick fuck

It's when someone is so small , they can only fuck a dick hole.

hay dick fuck what are you going to do with that ? fuck a dick hole

by Invented that word December 11, 2024

Dick Fuck

An individual who causes frustration to such an extent where they are a pain in the dick.

A person who nauseates you into wanting to cause road rage or scream out your window.

Someone who gets on your last nerve.

My son/daughter is such a dick fuck.
God, your such a dick fuck.
Slow the hell down you dick fuck.

by FJKOOOG December 23, 2021

Dick Dangler

A female who has ridden a dick so long and girthy that she hangs from the tip and can’t touch the floor.

That bitch is a professional dick dangler.

How high does Nikkie have to climb to dick dangle? She’s a real dick dangler.

by Pants Pisser October 18, 2022

Dick Job

A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.

Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs

Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.

by Shmones November 01, 2021