Dirty Braai

A sexual position favoured by South Africans.

Start the night before by marinating your meat...preferably in something spicy.

Just before the act - wipe half an onion across her coochie to ensure last summer's gunk falls off. Then slowly place your Boerewors around the rim ensuring this doesn't get burnt.

Invite your mates to stand around and chug a few beers as they discuss your meat whilst you flip it occasionally...but not enough you're playing with it.

Pour some beer over her if things get too hot too quick...and just as you're about to jizz throw some msg in her eye...and get back to talking rugby with the boys.

Person 1: 'Did you see Shaun's Dirty Braai?'
Person 2: 'I did...his Webber needs sorting out too.'

by Nivek the terrible May 28, 2023

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dirty dionne

Dirty dionne always one ups you with her hair. She's the Regina George of great hair days.

Stacey dirty dionned me again. That bitch.

by Plastics57 May 29, 2023

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dirty Hilary

A Dirty Hilary is when a woman has been pegging a man, and as she pulls out he ejects a warm stream of excrement.

Oh my. Paul was enjoying being pegged until the dildo came out and he spread a dirty Hilary all over his fresh bedsheets

by GayWebhead May 29, 2023

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dirty kilan

The act of spreading a woman's lactate on your testicle and having her lick it off

I would love a dirty kilan with my corn flakes

by Sploogeslammich May 29, 2023

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Dirty lorenza

When a girl masturbates a man with a ball of fresh burrata.

We drank 3 bottles of wine. After the limoncello, we ordered some gabagool, prosciutto and burrata for the road. She gave me a dirty lorenza as soon as we walked in the door.

by Felix Samadi May 29, 2023

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