2 definitions by Mike.n.ike420

Dirty Rosston

When a dude from trinidad cheats on his wife with you and shits on your hotel room floor cuz he cant control his liquor

“I woke up to a dirty rosston today.”
-I hope you hired a cleaning service!

by Mike.n.ike420 May 30, 2023

Lillibeth Suarez

Yellow haired troll-doll with 8 kids by 5-6 dads. A jacked up grill. Can spend money on drugs but not to fix her teeth. If you end up with a “LBS”, you need to see a doctor for the antibiotics!

“Have you had some Lillibeth Suarez?”
Yeah. Now I need meds and she’s trying to pin kids on me that aren’t mine.

“Have you seen Lillibeth Suarez?”
Nah, but I smelled her!

by Mike.n.ike420 May 30, 2023