Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

Easton's little dick

Well Easton doesn't have a dick we just call it little cause he's girlfriend said he just used he's pinkie finger

Easton's little dick is his pinkie

by Easton's slow October 10, 2016

Dick

Ninja's real name

How's it going Dick?

by MrRealDick May 1, 2019

after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.

I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!

by The master of the d September 30, 2013

Quinn dick

To have a small or petite penis but still sport average testicles

When he took his panties off his Quinn dick was barely noticeable in the large barely trimmed bush

by anonymous December 8, 2022

Dick slacker

One who slacks at giving or taking dick.

My boyfriend is such a dick slacker, he's horrible in bed.

by Mikey1985 April 23, 2018

fat Dick

Donald Trump

Why is fat Dick the president of the United States of America?

by gordo dA MERDA June 6, 2019