non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

4 fingers up

meaning you are secretly inlove w me 😦

“hold 4 fingers up”
*holds 4 fingers up*
“ohmy”

by 6k6xya April 17, 2022

shut the fuck up

it is a sentence that means Shut up but in a meaner tone for example like if someone wont stop asking you for something over and over and over again then you say that word.

could you please kindly shut the fuck up im talking right now.

by Please take a shower immediaty August 17, 2022

Guitar Hero Mix-up

When you get two songs mixed up because they were both playable in a Guitar Hero game.

Person 1: Did you know the theme song from Top Gear is based on a Rush song?
Person 2: Don't you mean Jessica by The Allman Brothers Band?
Person 1: Your right, that was a Guitar Hero mix-up.

by ThulsaDoom July 13, 2010

Greggin' it up

Verb

Acting the fool on the wildwood boardwalk

Oh shit, that boy Greggin' it up on the boardwalk!

Shiiiiit, was Greg Greggin' it up on the boardwalk again? That boy crazy!

by FINISH HIM! July 1, 2023

Four fingers up

Four fingers up means you want to send tits to Benny

She put “ four fingers up” which means she wants to show me her boobs.

by Bennybardown08 June 6, 2022

Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon]

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"

by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013